Me.
Hi. I’m Jarod.
I don’t like writing about myself in the third person.
I’m not your vintage-inspired, insta-filtered photographer friend who goes hiking every weekend. But I do own some flannel shirts.
I don’t think the Fisher Price camera I used as a kid has anything to do with me becoming a photographer.
I don’t hashtag. I mean, except when I do.
I don’t care about curating my brand. Or if that’s even how those words go together.
I like bold colors. I like people to laugh hysterically. I like people to look introspective. I like when people look just slightly to the left.
“Oh, uh, my left.”
I like weird photos. I like clean photos with straight lines. I don’t have anything against centered compositions. (Clearly.)
I live in Phoenix. I think it’s neat. (Even if it is a terribly impractical place to inhabit.)
I have some awards and accolades and clients. But, like, who the fuck cares?
I think I’m terribly awkward, but nobody believes me.
I don’t have a strong opinion about pineapple on pizza. It’s fine.
I’m not quite sure how to use paragraphs.
I obsessed over this stupid profile, but I don’t want you to think I did.
(Oh, and I’m a Part 107 licensed drone pilot. If you need that sorta thing.)